Life of a Climber

Climbing has been one of my hobbies ever since I was a kid and I’ve been trying to get back into shape since I began traveling. That’s why, in the past 2 weeks, I jumped on the opportunity to literally ‘hang’ with some of the best climbers I’ve ever encountered. For these people, climbing is much more than a hobby, it’s an obsession, an addiction and a whole way of life.

Bouldering in the beautiful area of Castle Hill

Bouldering in the beautiful area of Castle Hill

My journey began in a climbers camp ground called hang dog, climbing in Paynes Ford and continued with a road trip to castle hill bouldering site near Christchruch. I used my time with the climbers, not only to better my climbing, but also to learn as much I could about the life of a climber, this is what I learnt.

Camp Humor at Hang Dog

How to Recognize an Addicted Climber?

Rock the world – Climbers have been all over the world but when you ask them ‘how was Thialand/South America/France….?’ Their replay will be something like ‘The rock is solid but the bolting is sketchy. Has great multi pitch climbs.’ Touristic attraction? Night life? Maybe when they absolutely have to take a day to recuperate.

Some Marshmallows after another feast at Hang Dog.

Some Marshmallows after another feast at Hang Dog.

 

 

Climbers Stomach – What little room that is left in a climber’s mind that isn’t filled with climbing is taken up with thoughts of food. They eat big breakfasts, healthy snacks all day and plan and prepare a feast every evening.

Shadow Climbing – the more addicted the climber the more likely they are to pantomime climbing moves in the air even when they aren’t climbing. This might be accompanied with some commentary from a climb they did today or 5 years ago.  ‘I pinched with the left, then hooked my heel to the right and reached for the big sloper…’

Pantomiming success in Castle hill.

Pantomiming success in Castle hill.

 

 

Mission Impossible – Experienced climbers tend to start giving themselves missions to spice up their climbing. In can be a really hard climb that they decide to work on or some overhanging cliff they do ‘tricks’ on or something stranger. Two of the climbers I met decided to climb 500 points in one day (a hard climb in new Zealand standers is 20 points so they each had to climb, on average, 25 of these in one day!!!)

 

Crazy Missions!

Crazy Missions!

 

 

The pain – Each physical activity comes complete with its set of pain and injuries. For climbers this starts from the fingers and tendons of the hands which swell and tear, on to the shoulders and neck which tighten and stiffen down to the lower back, hip and legs. Also the feet that are cramped up in tiny climbing shoes all day start changing in shape and the skin becomes chafed and abraded and in NZ eaten by sand flies!  And if I’ve forgot any body part I’m pretty sure it gets used and abused by climbers. Needless to say after two weeks of this everything hurts me!!!

Beautiful water hole near Hang Dog

Beautiful water hole near Hang Dog

Why Swim or relax in the water when you can climb over it?

Why Swim or relax in the water when you can climb over it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t Panic – Despite the pain and danger involved in climbing, or perhaps because of it, climbers are the most relaxed people I have ever met. This extends beyond scary climbs and terrifying falls. Not one of the climbers I was with even beat an eyelash when we discovered someone tried to hot wire the car we rented leaving us stranded in the middle of nowhere with no cell phone reception and no water. A quick jog to the nearest farm, setting up camp in the parking lot and all was ready for going climbing the next day!

Yep there's a couch to chill on in Pohara!

Yep there’s a couch to chill on in Pohara!

One for all and all for one – I think this is the one thing that I most admire about climbers as a group. Never have I seen a bunch of strangers look out for each other, help each other, cooperate and share resources like climbers do. Professional instructors were teaching beginners, equipment was loaned out and shared as was food and transportation. When someone was climbing a hard root people would encourage and cheer from the bottom. There was no competition and no hidden ego wars. Everyone was trying to be as considerate as they could towards others, asking instead of assuming even if it was something as simple like asking if they could have the last bite of some dish. It was astounding to see how each individual fit into the group almost seamlessly and how the group accepted anyone wishing to be part of it, no matter their nationality, sex or level of climbing. If only the world were so perfect. 

20130218_173600

A collaborative effort!

Sharing knowledge even if it's hard work!

Sharing knowledge even if it’s hard work!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Mongolian Hobbit

On my quest to discover alternative life styles I discovered a Man living in yurt. What is a yurt? And what is it good for? Read on…

A yurt is a wooden framed round tent used in places in central Asia like Mongolia. It is cheap, has great insulation and can be moved from place to place quite easily which makes it perfect for some people.  B is one of those people.

The Yurt

The Yurt

B built his yurt on top of tires for better insulation. On top of the tires beams are placed and then a wooden floor. A solar panel provides electricity and water from the river is filtered and pumped to the house. The inside is basically a one room apartment containing a bed, sofa and small kitchen. The yurt itself is a commercial product you can simply buy and ‘install’.

B on his bed.

B on his bed.

yurtin2

All in one

The laws in New Zealand state that a place of residency is a self-contained unit with a kitchen and a toilet inside. So by placing the toilet outside B didn’t even need to get permits for building it, although this loophole might not last long. It seems building a beautiful residency for around 12,000 NZ dollars might be too much of a danger for the whole ‘capitalistic’ slave market.

 

 

When comparing the Yurt to the converted shipping container I encountered one beautiful advantage comes to mind. The Yurt has a built in ‘skylight’ so one can lay in bed and gaze at the start, and the real ones are so much better than the stickers I tried to set up in the right constellations in my childhood bedroom. This skylight cools the Yurt in hot days and can be covered by pulling a string when it rains.

star gazing through the skyligh.

star gazing through the skyligh.

The obvious disadvantage is the outhouse. Although the shower water is heated by gas it still can’t be fun to walk out of the shower to the yurt in the cold winter, not to speak of night visits to the toilet. I found the round room warm (not only in temperature), convenient and comfortable and if that doesn’t sell you on it maybe the view from the window will. At high tide the ocean reaches almost to the doorstep.

yurtview

Coming up soon –  The Life of a Climber

20130218_174507



 

I Survived Mt. Doom… Just Barely!

After 3 days of bad weather I finally managed to get to the Tongariro crossing trek, unfortunately I wasn’t the only one. Buses filled with tourists filled the nearest parking area and made for quite a strange experience. Since New Zealanders are not very capitalistic and prefer to spend more time at home than at work the last bus back to town left at 4 even though the sun only sets at 9 p.m.

so many people!

so many people!

This created a sort of frenzy at the beginning of the trek since people wanted to make sure they had time to see it all. Politely, I tried passing as many people as I could to get to somewhere that didn’t feel like a German school trip. Luckily enough the meek quickly fell behind. Some couldn’t control their obsession of taking pictures, others needed to pee or drink or eat. Not me!

 

Smoking!

Smoking!

Since the volcano erupted the trek can only be walked halfway then one has to turn back the way they came. My plan was to sprint to the end and take all the pictures on the way back. So it was, that by 10 a.m. I got to the midpoint of the trek which meant I could either turn back and wait for the bus for 2 hours or attempt to conquer Mt. Doom.

Guess what I chose?

 

DOOM!

DOOM!

Group of elderly hikers

Group of elderly hikers

Starting up Mt. Doom I met a guy coming down who had completely lost the trail. That was not a good sign for someone with no navigation skills like myself. Then an elderly group passed me by. They were led by a smiling old lady (I like New Zealand feminism!). ‘How hard could it be?’ I thought and tried to follow in their footsteps. 20 minutes later there was no hint of a trail not because we had lost it, there simply was none. People were on all four trying to scramble up the mountain. For the first time I understood why a walking stick could help! Not that I had one.

There were two options, try to edge yourself up the slippery volcanic ash and pebbles or try to boulder up the rocky side. For me there was no dilemma. But let me tell you, this was real climbing, not that game with ropes I sometimes like to play; Jagged rock tearing at my hands, large boulders coming loose when I put my weight on them, stones from climbers above crashing near my head. I tried inventing some story to motivate me, but someone already wrote that story. A new found appreciation for Frodo kept me going for a while.

Remembering that most accidents happen on the way down I kept on asking myself if I have enough strength to climb down. ‘Hell no!’ was the answer my body was giving yet my feet kept climbing on as I got a glimpse of the famous obsession to reach the peak.

As I got close to the peak freezing wind almost blew me away and icy patches appeared in the shade but the real crazy thing was the hot misty vapour that was coming out of the volcanic mountain. There were stones that were hot to the touch!

The most beautiful view i'v seen!

The most beautiful view i’v seen!

mtdoomtop

At the top!

Finally I was there. I don’t know if it was because of all the hardship but I had the feeling it was the most beautiful view I have ever seen. It literally took my breath away forcing me to pause my constant cursing. But that wasn’t the end because up at the top people were talking about a volcanic crater just a little further. So I kept going, down and then up again crawling on all four again.

The crater!

The crater!

Then came the way down. I thought about creating a new sport, ‘mountain skating’, one tries to skate down the mountain attempting not to bring the whole mountain down with them. Using your butt is allowed!
Somehow, with my traction-less sneakers I managed to skate down to the rocky side again and began the long climb down, the bus deadline getting ever closer. At this point the ankle I sprained a month ago became the bane of my existence. Not that the rest of my joints hurt a lot less.

Eventually the mountain became less steep and the trail reappeared. The sign on the bottom read 2.5 hours to the car park. I had 1 hour before the bus was supposed to leave. All I wanted to do was crash on the ground and never get up but instead I gave the order to my body ‘go’ and somehow it still listened. Then there were just 5 km left. That doesn’t sound like a lot but every step I took was pure pain. I remembered from Karate special training that the suffering always ends and that it usually happens faster than you think and you are left with the feeling of “that’s it? I could do more”. This was not the case! Every turn I took I prayed to the god I don’t believe in that I’d see the car park, then I cursed him when the path just went winding on. Then I heard it, the beautiful sound of a marvellous car engine. It was pure music to my ears, civilization! I arrived at the bus at 15:55.

 

Some unrelated stuff:

The Cup!

Almost connected: One of the cool CS hosts I encountered is behind this great idea. The Tiki Wai cup which comes with an application that shows all public drinking fountains in new Zealand so people don’t buy bottled water that is very bad for nature and also give cool discounts in coffee shops/ pubs/ attractions. If you are coming to NZ check it out here.