Asia Insights

I never thought I would travel in Asia, let alone spend 7 months there moving from Vietnam to Thailand, Laos, China, Hong Kong and Philippines! One of the coolest things about traveling is noticing the small differences in culture and human behavior, things we usually take for granted. Here are some of my personal observations on this matter, read on…

Hong Kong High tech shower

Hong Kong High tech shower

Toilets – one of the most diverging points of a society is the bathroom! In China you better be prepared to squat, in Thailand you will use a bucket to flush the toilet even if there is running water in the tap. In Philippines a toilet seat is far from being required and forget about hot water!  Vietnam is quite westernized in this department although there isn’t any separation between the shower and toilet so prepare for a wet toilet seat (like almost everywhere in Asia!) while Hong Kong is a different world and you can even choose the temperature of the water!

street market Hanoi Vietnam

street market Hanoi Vietnam

Supermarkets – supermarkets are a great way to get to know a society. In north Vietnam there almost aren’t any, all the locals still go to the markets twice a day to buy fresh products. Thailand and Hong Kong have been taken over by 711! But in Hong Kong all the supermarkets are so tiny and overcrowded there are actual human traffic jams in the aisles. The Philippines was a big surprise for me with loads of western products. While in China they have no bread, only dried crackers, but a whole section of different kinds of noodles. Also the cosmetics section which is massive everywhere in Asia (packed with skin whitening creams!) was much smaller.

Bicycling in Laos, hiding from the sun as usual in Asia.

Bicycling in Laos, hiding from the sun as usual in Asia.

Getting around – It is amazing how many different ways to make a Tuk Tuk there are. Thailand is famous for its Tuk Tuks that seem to be specifically manufactured. In the Philippines they just attach makeshift carriages to a motorbike. In Vietnam there are only motorbikes! In Laos they look like small converted tractors with the passengers sitting in the back but most people are still on bicycles.

Public transportation also varies a lot. Hong Kong is definitely the best with cheap super advanced metro and buses. Thailand is the land of luxury intercity buses (some even have a massage chair!). Laos will use the words “luxury” and “first class” but don’t believe them. Vietnam was surprisingly ok with bus schedules and air con! In China you have to take your shoes off to get into the sleeper buses which are crammed, with no marked seats and not all seats are created equal. The Philippines was probably the worst, with no schedule, no air con, and buses that seem they might fall apart on the way.

Folding money in the Philippines

Folding money in the Philippines

Money – I mean the actual notes! Vietnam is smart enough to get rid of all the coins although they have an obsession for new crisp notes and won’t accept anything that looks too old. While in the Philippines they are obsessed with folding and crinkling up the notes! Laos has the most confusing notes in my opinion with all of them looking pretty much the same. Hong Kong has some high tech plastic notes. And in Thailand the heavier the coin the less it’s worth!

Utensils – A knife cannot be found anywhere in asia! Even modern Hong Kong will give you a fork and spoon. In Vietnam and China even those are rare and you better know how to use them chopsticks.

Communication – In China you will get shouted at, but don’t take it too hard they shout at each other all the time too. In Laos you might be completely ignored while in Vietnam people might just shake their heads in a ‘no’ motion. In Thailand people will say ‘yes, yes’ even if the answer is no, in Hong Kong people will smile and politely keep speaking Cantonese at you and in the Philippines you will almost always find someone that speaks decent English!!!

Food coloring and bucket of sugar in this Philippines traditional desert

Food coloring and bucket of sugar in this Philippines traditional desert

Food – Asia is known for it’s strange ‘delights’. In Vietnam, silk worms, frogs, snails and dogs are a common thing. China will outdo even that with eating… well everything….there aren’t even any rats on the street. China will also over-fry and over-chemical everything. I’ve heard stories of apples not rotting for more than three months. Personally, for the first time in my life I had constant heartburn after two weeks there.

Thailand is queen, king and emperor of spicy food, but also of delicious fruit, fruit shake and fresh coconut water which I will miss forever. Laos was a bit dull while Philippines is obsessed with food coloring and sugar (seriously they add sugar to peanut butter!). For desserts head over to Hong Kong for endless delicious varieties of sweet soups, mochi style rice dough or jelly dessert.

I would recommend staying away from the Dorian stinky fruit which is popular throughout Asia, unless you enjoy the smell of sewage.

Tea house in China

Tea house in China

Coffee or Tea? Vietnam has Its own delicious variation of ice coffee and also some strange room temperature teas, in China you will spend a small fortune for a cappuccino so you better stick with the endless varieties of teas served in tiny miniature bowls. Laos and especially Thailand are home of bubble milk Tea but not much when it comes to quality stuff.

Drugs – Thailand weed is great, Vietnam isn’t too bad either but don’t expect too much of the Chinese brand. Good luck finding any in Hong Kong. Laos is rumored to have opium but I couldn’t find any. In the Philippines they smoke pipes since rolling paper is very expensive and the weed had a delayed effect on me kicking in only half an hour after I smoked.

Chocolate? What in Asia? You have to be kidding me?!?!

 

 

 

 

Almost

As I am almost leaving China I feel I can almost understand this place. Or at least whenever I see something that makes no sense I’ve learnt to mutter “China” and keep walking, for instance the opening hours of the shops and restaurants that don’t seem to follow any order, or people driving on the wrong side of the street

Almost beautiful

Almost beautiful

I have a theory that a lot of the mess and the shouting that goes around is because the Chinese don’t understand themselves. There are too many tones, too many dialects too much miscommunication even between themselves so understanding me, a foreigner, is almost impossible.

An almost sign to the climbing crag.

An almost sign to the climbing crag.

Almost seems to be the key word for my past week of traveling and climbing in Yangshuo China.

You see, the nature here is almost beautiful but there are always some power lines, abandoned building or dump sites to ruin the view.

The city is almost nice if it weren’t for the air pollution, the massive renovations, and the terrible traffic.

The climbing is almost great, if you didn’t have to endanger your life by biking around to get to the crags that are a little out of the city.

The food is almost delicious but there is always some over-fried ingredient or some chemical after-taste.

People are almost nice except they stare at you and spit on the ground when you smile at them.

coconut wood tortoise cream?

Coconut wood tortoise cream?

Almost chocolate

Almost chocolate

You can buy almost chocolate and order almost coffee from an almost English menu and eat in almost clean dishes that have been wrapped in nylon but should still preferably be washed with some tea. You can almost enjoy yourself but Thailand would be better 🙂

I found only two places in Yangshou that have made it past the Almost faze.

The first is “climbers inn”, run by an amazing women named Lily who started to climb 5 years ago and will do everything she can to help her guests. She even let me leave my climbing gear there when I wasn’t staying at the place.

Climbers Inn!

Climbers Inn!

The second is the DMZ bar and book store. It reminded me of the Uganda bar in Jerusalem, a hangout place for those who don’t have a warm living room. Such a fun and outgoing environment it almost didn’t feel like China. Next stop Hong Kong!

 

Performance Issues

“It will change your life” said Vangelis, the organizer of the “No Borders” dancing project. This sentence along with his martial arts knowledge lured me, a non-dancer, to join. After 3 weeks I can say it has. After only 3 days of intense 7 hours training a day, parts of myself I never knew existed started to move and I began to realize how martial arts training can and should change. To make things even better I discovered a bunch of super talented individuals from around the world, most of whom I actually liked and can now crash on their couches 🙂

Terrified by Joshua and Tomoko's performance!

Terrified by Joshua and Tomoko’s performance!

The last week the group was focused on their final performances which I had no interest to participate in. You see, I realized that dancers try to express themselves through movement (yeah very deep I know) and that I have no desire towards this type of self-expression. I tried, I really did but it’s just not there. For me, there is something too self-absorbed or even self-imposing on “forcing” people to see me move. I don’t feel watching me “dance” can give any value to anyone. I mean, I wouldn’t want to see myself dance so why should others?

Priceless looks from locals. Rahul's street preformance.

Priceless looks from locals. Rahul’s street preformance.

I will admit that watching some of the “real” dancers and performances was valuable to me and even surprisingly enjoyable with moments of brilliance. Iina and Ianthe asked the crowd to participate and edit their work by opening and closing their eyes. Tomoko and Chuck danced with each other through a window separating them. Rahul interacted with shocked and delighted Chinese locals in one of the best street performances I’ve seen. Joshua and Tomoko scared the shit out of me trying to escape from plastic wrap. There were also some great short movies all of which will hopefully go online so you can see for yourself.

Are these moments of brilliance worth the “waste” of time and boredom I felt throughout the rest of the performances, feeling like I was watching people’s sub consciousness flow out in perhaps a therapy of sorts? Can you not have one without the other? I’m not sure I have the answers. And even if I did it would be entirely subjective coming from my ‘barking puppy on speed’, limited attention span.

The Frame!

The Frame!

I didn’t dance but I did contribute two interactive art installations. PostArt (the envelopes some of you created) and “The Frame”, a python program which allows people to put different avatars on their face and exchange their face with others in real time. There wasn’t much of a crowd but the 20 or so locals that came seemed to enjoy it.

Safety not even last!

Safety not even last!

The next day I helped with set up of the final group performance. It’s been a long time since I organized an event and I forgot how much fun it is to climb on ladders and set things up. Especially Chinese flaky ladders.

I’m not entirely sure I have anything smart to say as my final words of self-indulging self-expression. Maybe I’ll end with a question (I’ll be happy for you to answer): “What makes us invest so much time and efforts into putting our ideas and thoughts out there even if no one really wants to listen?”

I think I have a beginning of an answer but you’ll have to read my sci fi book: 0 Point Energy 😉

Dancing in China

It’s been almost a week since I arrived in China and joined some of the most talented dancers I’ve ever met for a 3 week Contact Improvisation and Dance seminar.

McChina

McChina

The city of Xiamen is sort of ugly – big communist buildings, pollution and massive highways. It’s not as cheap as I thought it would be and there’s a lot more western influence than I would have imagined with a McDonalds on every corner. A visit to the supermarket provided some insights, with an entire section of noodles but no bread! Very little cosmetics, lots of individually wrapped strange candy but no obsession with giving you a million plastic bags like in Thailand.

Old and New

Old and New

Dancing for the secret police!

Dancing for the secret police!

The intense dance lessons didn’t leave me much time to explore but yesterday we had a free day so off we went. Walking around with this group was a little like living in a real musical. At any moment they are likely to start dancing and performing to the shocked and amazed looks of the bystanders. I kept looking for the Secret Police…

I have to say I’ve had the most strange experiences with locals here. Some stop and stare. Some follow us around. One guy gave us all his business card. Yesterday an old lady stopped me for 5 minutes and was saying “hello” and “ok” and saluting me. Then another man came with a piece of paper and asked me to write on the paper… write what? I have no idea.

 

 

 

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Making dumplings

 

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ART?!?!

We were also in 2 openings of galleries. One of which featured a live performance of two naked Chinese hitting each other and was actually created by some Israeli guy! They seem to be everywhere 🙂